Kiss and tell –
perhaps there had been kisses, but,
the memoir was more tell
and tell
as the actress said to the bishop
or rather the actress said of the politician.
An affair,
clandestine, frequent, long-lived
and oh so sensual and torrid.
Clues scattered through the pages
scents for the pursuing media hounds
trails and elimination
the quarry trapped at the last page –
they are sure
forensics – it has to be him –
description, dates, locations.
He opens the elegant door to
straining, unleashed, questions and cameras,
flashbulbs and shouting
“Did You? Is It You? It Has To Be You!
“No. It Wasn’t. It Isn’t, but
I wish it had been.”