Long before Bridezilla
brides were Bridezillas
it was, and so was she.
Finger wagging certainty knew what she wanted –
absolutely no children.
don’t even think of asking.
She said a wedding is no place for those lacking awareness,
they call out
It was her day and her call… so just get over it.
A decade and two children later
a good friend sends an invite to her nuptials
gold lettered RSVP
at the bottom no children please.
“ Who does she think she is,
telling me my children can’t go.
Well I damn well won’t either.” And she didn’t.