It must be difficult
evaporate cognitive fog
and be at work by 4:30 a.m.
ready to assault FM airwaves
with an over the top Goooood Mooorrnnning voice.
Speed shit talking.
Being a card – the wild card
pulling in the audience, ratings and advertising dollars.
This time it was easy
the news made itself – in heaven.
Theology pondered revision
the three wise men, were actually wise women.
Throw open the phone lines.
“No, no mate, if it had been three wise women
there would be no gold, frankincense or myrrh
but herbal tea’s, aromatherapy and an educational game.”
Male caller after male caller
gifts becoming more feminine
and more absurd
a woman phoned in.
She said, wise men or wise women
she couldn’t be sure
but she was sure of one thing
Joseph must have been responsible for the bookings.